BUSH VS MANDELA

Posted: July 26, 2010 in My Jokes

> Bush vs. Mandela
>
>
> Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast – bacon, eggs, coffee,
> croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when Bush, chewing gum, sits next
> to him and starts a conversation:
>
> Bush: ‘You South Africans eat the whole bread?’
> Mandela: ‘Of course.’
>
> Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): ‘We don’t. In the States, we only
> eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake
> them into croissants and sell them to South Africa .’
> Mandela: ‘Oh Really?’
>
> Bush: ‘Do you eat jam with the bread?’
> Mandela: ‘Of course.’
> Bush (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): ‘We don’t. In
> the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds
> and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to
> South Africa .’
>
> Mandela: ‘Do you have sex in America ?’
> Bush: ‘Of course we do.’
> Mandela: ‘And what do you do with the condoms?’
> Bush: ‘Throw them away of course.’
>
> Mandela: ‘We don’t. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt
> them down into chewing gum and sell it to America
>
>
> Hola Madiba bathe Tata…
>
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>
>

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