Super smart kid

Posted: October 22, 2011 in My Jokes
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Joke

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of

her students

The teacher asked, “Boy what is your problem?”

Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the

third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the

third-grade too!”

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principal’s office.

The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he

failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the

first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he

agreed to take the test.

Principal: “What is 3×3?”

Boy: “9”

Principal: “What is 6×6?”

Boy: “36”

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade

should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think

Boy can go to the third-grade.”

Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I

ask him?” The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Neelam asks: “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment: “Legs”!

Ms Neelam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

Boy: “Pockets”!

Ms Neelam: “What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,

delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?”

Boy: Coconut

Ms Neelam: “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”

The Principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the

answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down

and a dog does on three legs?” The Principal’s eyes open really wide and

before he could stop the answer…

Boy: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: “Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?”

Boy: “Yep”

Ms Neelam: “You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me

up.. I get wet before you do.”

Boy: “Tent”

Ms Neelam: “A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored.

The best man always has me first.” The Principal was looking restless, a

bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: “Wedding Ring”

Ms Neelam: “I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you

blow me, you feel good.”

Boy: “Nose”

Ms Neelam: “I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a

quiver.”

Boy: “Arrow”

Ms Neelam: “What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’

that means lot of heat and excitement?”

Boy: “Firetruck”

Ms Neelam: “What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get

it u have to use your hand”

Boy: “Fork”

Ms Neelam: “What is it that all men have. it’s longer for some men

than on others. the nuns dont need it. the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after They’re married?”

Boy: “SURNAME”

Ms Neelam: “What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots

of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?”

Boy: “HEART”

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

“Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!”

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