Facts about man

Posted: October 25, 2011 in My Jokes
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love is happiness

FACTS

1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the rest of their lives.

2.Men are created with varied sexual appetite, some men can do without sex for a year, others cannot do without sex for a week

3.A man who’s madly in love with one woman can still have sex with other women but still love his ‘woman’.

4.Some of the best husbands have concubines or mistresses, these extra marital affairs play a role in keeping the man sane and free of sexual tensions, especially during mid-life crises.

5.If your man is just having sex with some sweet sexy teen or babe, DO NOT WORRY. But, if your man starts making midnight calls and exchanging text messages with another lady at odd hours, BE VERY WORRIED.

6.Before you choose your man, ensure he believes in AIDs, STDs and protected sex. That way, chances are that he will not bring HIV and other STDs into your life.

7. Most chronic wife beaters are faithful husbands, they hardly have extramarital affairs.

8. Most ‘extra’ loving husbands have concubines, these concubines keep the man abreast on new ways of making women happy.

9.Your man’s mistress or concubine is most times not interested in you or your home. She has already seen your pictures and those of your kids via your hubby’s phone. She and your hubby just have a sexual understanding or partnership which helps both deal with peculiar individual issues.

10. As a woman, if you go all out in a bid to catch your husband red-handed cheating, you WILL succeed. Then what next? If u listen hard to your domestic servants in their private discussions, u will certainly hear them insult you, so why listen?

11. Judge your man by his responsibilities towards you and the kids, and NOT by who he’s giving ‘doggie style’ to in the office

So in essence, don’t even begin to bother about competition. Focus on the game & price. He won’t leave you except you want him to!

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